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| Welcome squirrel friends, you have
found our haven. We are the Squirrel Twins, involved in the
ultimate struggle of good and evil. This is safe port for all in the
struggle -- neutral territory for both good and evil squirrels.
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| We come among you as servants of squirrel-kind. It is apparent to us as we observe you, that you are in need of our guidance. Our mission is to assist you as you ponder the all-important questions of life, the universe, and everything. | ||
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| The Squirrel Twins offer you two paths upon which you may proceed. We will help you as you embark on this journey. | ||
| Decide upon the type of squirrel you aspire to be. Take the Squirrel Test. Are you a Good Squirrel Twin or an Evil Squirrel Twin? | ||
| Nominate yourself or someone you know for a Good Squirrel Twin or an Evil Squirrel Twin Award. Weekly winners are chosen. | ||
| Send a Good Squirrel Twin or Evil Squirrel Twin Award to a deserving person or group. | ||
| Nominate your favorite (or least favorite) web site for an award. | ||
| Shop in the Squirrel Store for awards, branded merchandise, and more. | ||
| Learn about the Squirrel Conspiracy as told by a human. | ||
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Click on the menu item at the left to learn more.
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