Mug Shot Tee Shirt

The shirt reads: WANTED IN 5 NEIGHBORHOODS ON 17 COUNTS OF LARCENY. SUSPECT AT LARGE WITH A 3 LB. STASH OF BIRD SEED IN HIS CHEEKS. ESTIMATED STREET VALUE $1.37 This shirt lets those around you know you're part of an elite group dedicated to bringing the street savvy squirrel to justice. Some will think you're a bit cracked, but the public needs to recognize this cute, furry menace for what he is. Hanes 100% cotton, pre-shrunk, heavyweight tee. Top quality silk-screen image. Sizes S-M-L-XL.

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Garden Path - Squirrel Crossing Garden Path - Squirrel Crossing

These are wonderful garden plaques visible from the kitchen window or while strolling your grounds. Made exclusively from recycled solid brass and polished to an exquisite verdi finish, with bold brass accents, these garden markers are hand forged and crafted in the United States. 8 inches wide by 12 inches high. Please allow 2 to 3 weeks for delivery. These are extremely high quality pieces that will last forever.
Squirrels Delight Feeder Squirrels Delight Feeder

This innovative new squirrel feeder allows squirrels to lift the lid and retrieve squirrel treats from inside, including peanuts, corn, seeds, or anything else you think squirrels might enjoy! Front Viewing Window Enables a Quick Check of Food Level. Metal Construction Eliminates risk of Feeder Being Destroyed by Chewing Squirrels. Mounting is Accomplished with Simple Mounting Bracket on Back. Can Be Mounted on a Tree, Post, or Deck . Holds up to 3 quarts or 4 lbs of food!
Squirrel Cob Feeder

Squirrel Cob Feeder

Want to keep the squirrels away from your feeders? Offer them an alternative they would prefer and you've solved most of your problems. This feeder accomplishes the job at a very attractive price.

The Squirrel Chair

The Squirrel Chair

There are many products designed to thwart the backyard pilfering antics of squirrels. In fact it has sprung a whole industry but the best way to defend against squirrels is to recognize their needs and attend to them. This squirrel chair does just that. Attach it to a tree removed from your feeders, place a squirrel delight log (which lasts 12-24 times as long as an ear of corn) and watch the squirrels go to town. It's an amusing sight and will alleviate a lot of pressure from your bird feeders. Why fight them?....feed them.

The Squirrel Log

The Squirrel Log

Designed specifically for the Squirrel Chair, the squirrel logs lasts 12-24 times as long as an ear of corn). Watch the squirrels go to town, it's an amusing sight and will alleviate a lot of pressure from your bird feeders. Why fight them?....feed them. Each package comes with two logs.

Squirrel Faucet

Squirrel Faucet

This squirrel faucet ornament is permanently mounted on a standard 3/4" brass hose bib. What a great addition to the outdoor decor of your home!

 
Masterworks:: Diamond-Cut Squirrel Figurine (Animals) Masterworks:: Diamond-Cut Squirrel Figurine (Animals)

Diamond-Cut Squirrel Figurine
Terry's Village:: RESIN LAUGHING SQUIRREL (Statues & Sculpture) Terry's Village:: RESIN LAUGHING SQUIRREL (Statues & Sculpture)

Set our little squirrel, busily collecting nuts, on your front steps or underneath the bushes. 7 3/4H.
Squirrels at My Window : Life With a Remarkable Gang of Urban Squirrels
by Grace Marmor Spruch, Nurit Karlin (Illustrator)

  Paperback - 192 pages 1 Pbk Ed edition (March 2000)
Johnson Books; ISBN: 1555662579 
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Squirrel Wars : Backyard Wildlife Battles & How to Win Them
by George H. Harrison, Kit Harrison (Editor)

Paperback - 160 pages (April 2000)
Willow Creek Press; ISBN: 1572232986 
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Squirrels : A Wildlife Handbook (Johnson Nature Series)
by Kim Long

  Paperback (September 1995)
Johnson Books; ISBN: 1555661521 
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Nuts About Squirrels : A Guide to Coexisting With--And Even Appreciating--Your Bushy-Tailed Friends
by Richard E. Mallery

  Paperback - 192 pages (September 2000)
Warner Books; ISBN: 0446675768
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